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Free Humorous Christmas Poems
Jingle Bells
Funny by Anonymous
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride,
In a one horse open Sleigh, Heigh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride,
In a one horse open Sleigh, Heigh!
Old Saws Resharpened I
Funny Xmas Poem
Christmas was coming
The goose was getting fat
So I put it on the Atkins diet
And now it's had a heart attack.
Christmas time
Its Christmas time again
The season of renewal
Love, faith, charity
And all that is beautiful
Chimes greatly in to every heart
Beating in celebrations
Of Spirit, togetherness, and affirmation.
Santa Claus's Visit
Funny Verses By Susie M. Best
With a click and a clack
And a great big pack,
Down through the chimney,
Pretty nimbly
Somebody comes on Christmas eve!
If we are real nice
And as still as mice,
If we never peep,
And are sound asleep,
He'll fill our stockings, I do believe!
And when we arise
Next day our eyes
Will grow big to see
How perfectly
He knew what we all wished to receive!
SONG OF THE HOLLY
By William Shakespeare
Blow, blow thou winter wind -
Thou art not so unkind
As man's ingratitude!
Thy tooth is not so keen,
Because thou art not seen,
Although thy breath be rude.
Heigh ho! sing heigh ho! unto the green holly:
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.
Then heigh ho! the holly!
This life is most jolly!
Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky -
Thou dost not bite so nigh
As benefits forgot!
Though thou the waters warp,
Thy sting is not so sharp
As friend remembered not.
Heigh ho! sing heigh ho! unto the green holly,
Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.
Then heigh ho, the holly!
This life is most jolly!
Merry Christmas
By Carolyn Sears
Christmas bring happy tiding
From far and wide..
Happy faces smile with glee
Waiting for “Ole Saint Nick”
Cookies and milk all sitting in
Place,
Hoping, trying to get a glance
Of Santa..
While the jingle bells ring from
His sledge..
Scraping the roof with his reindeer
Hoofs..
He cry out with a jolly laugh merry
Christmas
To one and to all... Enjoy our Humorous Christmas Poems page!
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