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Free Funny Funny Poems Christmas for ChildrenFunny poem by Jessie Morton Before you curse this day that cost so much Give a thought for the poor old bird Who's been continuously stuffed and plucked, And now let's think about the turkey, For what better season is there Than that of rosemary and thyme For a damn good stuffing for us all at Christmas time, And what better way to relay our gratitude Than that of nature's request, Than with a well-seasoned round of flatulence To show compliments to the chef. Christmas Is Great But Christmas is great but Everyones insain Going crazy with this stupid Christmas game wrapping gifts and cooking food and no one has time there not in the mood giving gifts to one another no one has time for me only my brother no attention for me at all I cant even go to the mall It gets Christmas morning and what do I see But a huge Christmas present under the tree. Dear Santa Funny Poem by Robyn Scott All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men, A football team . League or Union . I don't mind, A determined man with plenty of gysm, Broad shoulders. Hairy chest. And a tight behind. Dear Santa, I promise that I won't hurt them, I just have a few games I'd like to play, They'll be well fed and cared for. Truly appreciated, And I'll return them to you on New Year's Day. But Dear Santa, If you can't provide any of the above, Dear Santa. You've got such a kindly face, Just harness up your reindeer to your sleigh Dear, And drop on over . I'll be waiting at my place. I'll be Cloned for Christmas - and Then Sum Funny Verse Hubert Wilson I'll be cloned for Christmas - You can count the many me's! Please have plenty of food for my multiple brood - And lotsa presents for the many me's to appease! Christmas Eve will find the many me's - Where the family screams! I'll be cloned for Christmas - But only in multiplying extremes! Enjoy this funny poems - christmas poems page! |
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Christmas Poems | The Twelve Days of Christmas: 12 Days of Christmas Lyrics, Origins, and History
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