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Free Christmas Jokes and PoemsHe laid her on the table, So white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast, And then he felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide -- he looked inside, All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms, ...And then he stuffed the turkey. Why JESUS is Better Than Santa Claus Santa lives at the North Pole ... JESUS is everywhere. Santa rides in a sleigh ... JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water. Santa comes but once a year ... JESUS is an ever present help. Santa fills your stockings with goodies ... JESUS supplies all your needs. Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ... JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when invited. You have to wait in line to see Santa ... JESUS is as close as the mention of His name. Santa lets you sit on his lap ... JESUS lets you rest in His arms. Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ... JESUS has a heart full of love. All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ... JESUS offers health, help and hope. Santa says "You better not cry" ... JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you." Santa's little helpers make toys ... JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions. Santa is a "jolly old elf" JESUS is the King of Kings Santa may make you chuckle but ... JESUS gives you joy that is your strength. While Santa puts gifts under your tree ... JESUS became our gift and died on a tree. A Christmas Poem and Jokes Downtown they've put up Christmas lights, And decked the streets with tinsel bright. The windows of each store you see Contain at least one Christmas tree. In shopping centers everywhere Christmas carols fill the air. And Santa's broad and merry face Is seen in almost every place. From all these signs, one thing is clear... ...Thanksgiving Day is drawing near! Enjoy our Christmas Jokes Poems page! |
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